The Sexy and The Undead (Sexy Witches Series Book One) by Charity Parkerson
Genre:
Paranormal Romance
Publisher:
Punk and Sissy Publications
Date of
Publication: May 1, 2013
ISBN: 1484875001
Number
of pages: 156
Cover
Artist: Designs by Charity
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A potion gone wrong, or right?
Single, unemployed, and in charge of her very own pet zombie, Ella Perry is cooking up trouble, and it's raining men.
Ella has spent years searching for a cure for a zombie named Freddie. However, when an experimental concoction takes an unexpected turn, she gets a glimpse of the life she's been missing by hanging out with the undead.
Zombies, Angels, and Pixies. Oh my! Don't miss out on the first book in the new "Sexy Witches" series by Bestselling Author Charity Parkerson
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Single, unemployed, and in charge of her very own pet zombie, Ella Perry is cooking up trouble, and it's raining men.
Ella has spent years searching for a cure for a zombie named Freddie. However, when an experimental concoction takes an unexpected turn, she gets a glimpse of the life she's been missing by hanging out with the undead.
Zombies, Angels, and Pixies. Oh my! Don't miss out on the first book in the new "Sexy Witches" series by Bestselling Author Charity Parkerson
“This place flipping sucks,” Tam
said, using her whiniest voice.
She didn’t get to visit with her
friend, Lena, very often since she lived amongst the humans, and Tam was stuck
living in the Hall of the Gods. She was taking full advantage of the rare
social call by laying all her problems on the Seer as thick as possible. “I
mean, look around,” she added, gearing up for a full rant. “There’s not one man
in this joint I’d be willing to sleep with.”
Lena’s bright pink hair, which
stood out in a spike above her head, tilted from side to side as she did as Tam
ordered. Her eyes widened, showing her confusion.
“Are you insane?”
Disbelief laced her words.
Lifting one beautifully manicured finger, she pointed out a blond angel that
was guarding a nearby door. “What about that one?” Before Tam could answer,
Lena added, “or that one?”
Tam didn’t bother glancing in
the redhead’s direction. She knew without looking that both men wore matching
black kilts and nothing else. Their golden muscular bodies were a common sight
in the Heavens.
“Bloody freaking hell, Lena. All
these guys are three feet taller than me. What am I supposed to do with them, I
ask you? Their,” she made a swirling gesture with her index finger, searching
for the right term. “Pricks. Yes,” she said with a nod, deciding that she liked
that word. “They are probably the size of my leg. I’d be killed.”
A snort of laughter escaped
Lena, but she covered her mouth as if attempting to hold it in. Tam’s nerve
endings lit up at the sound. Most people believe that chanting their belief in
fairies will cause one to grow strong, but in truth laughter was the key to
pixie power. A day with Lena was equivalent to a day at the spa for Tam. Not
only was Lena the clumsiest immortal in all the realms, she was also a regular
hoot.
Feeling encouraged, she grew
even more outrageous. “Take that one, for example.” Tam nodded toward a
dark-haired angel that stood a few inches taller than the rest. “Notice that
his kilt falls to his shins instead of his knees,” she pointed out.
Lena nodded. “I did think that
was odd, but then again, what isn’t here?”
It was Tam’s turn to snort.
“Well, his is not a fashion statement. I heard that he tried wearing the
standard uniform when he first arrived, but everyone got sick of seeing that
huge one-eyed monster slapping his kneecaps every step that he took. Mistress
Katrina finally made him wear a longer one.”
Lena openly gawked at the man in question.
Leaning over in her chair, she tried to peek under his pleat before losing her
balance and almost landing on her face.
Catching her stare, the man
began to inch the plaid upward as if fully prepared to relieve Lena’s
curiosity.
“Thomas!” Tam cried, admonishing
the wicked angel.
With a wink in Lena’s direction,
he turned away, but Lena didn’t look the least bit ashamed as she attempted to
right herself.
“Too bad,” she sighed. “I’ve
never seen a knee-slapping monster before. Why don’t you just leave?”
Wasn’t that the million-dollar
question? Tam’s wings drooped, mimicking her inner deflation. “I want a normal
man,” she confessed to Lena. “An ordinary man who won’t squash my twat,” she
added miserably.
and two sons. She is the author of several books including fifteen
Amazon bestsellers.
Her “Sinners series” was voted one of the top ten best books by an Indie
author in 2011- Paranormal Romance Reads Her book “The Danger with Sinners” was
named “Best Book of 2012” by Paranormal Reads Reviews and was a finalist in the
2012 Australian Romance Reader’s Awards for Favorite Paranormal Romance.
She was named as one of the top three Indie authors of 2012-
EbookBuilders She is a member of The Paranormal Romance Guild, is a Goodreads
moderator, a member of Coffee Time Romance, and co-host of The Melissa Craig
and Charity Parkerson show.
She won author of the week in August of 2011, and is a five-time winner
of The Mistress of the Darkpath.
Website: http://www.charityparkerson.com
Twitter:
https://twitter.com/CharityParkerson
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